Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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