1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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