your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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