Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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