Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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