You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I think I sprained my soul last night
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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