well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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