how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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