where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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