is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
