too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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