remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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