You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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