This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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