no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
