Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
