i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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