and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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