yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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