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Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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