i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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