Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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