she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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