gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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