Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
50% drunk capacity currently
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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