Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Randomize
