I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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