I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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