i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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