Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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