I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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