It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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