So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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