dude i'm inner monologue high
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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