omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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