Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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