thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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