New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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