We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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