Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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