Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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