we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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