Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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