how hairy? two words: wookie tits
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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