Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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