Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I have fence marks all over my body
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
