i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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