I just made out with a guy for $7.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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