You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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