I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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