Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
