Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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