a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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