And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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