i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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