I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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