singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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