We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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