If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
