Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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