Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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